Blaine is casually handsome. He doesn’t have to try in order to look fantastic, even when wearing a cardigan with lobsters on it. He’s endearing. When he wakes up late and doesn’t have time to shave, he’s charmingly rustic. With his curls plastered in gel, he’s suave and debonair. Kurt hates him a little for it.

Oh, Kurt knows he’s handsome, too, but it’s certainly not effortless. Blaine screams ‘GQ’ five minutes after waking up, hair tousled and messy. For Kurt, there are nighttime skincare routines, endless moisturizers, carefully selected outfits. Everything accentuates his best features, draws attention to the sharp line of his jaw, the broad expanse of his chest, the strong muscles in his thighs. He’s long past thinking he’s as awkward as a flightless bird, now well into believing Blaine when he whispers sexy words in panted breaths against Kurt’s neck. He just wishes he could roll out of bed and look dashing, instead of like a teenager with flopped-over hair and permanently rosy cheeks.

(Blaine, of course, thinks Kurt looks handsome like that, too.)

The Kurt and Blaine scene we should have gotten somewhere in the finale. PG. Feelings.

—-

“You seem to be taking this pretty well.” 

Written on my phone, so sorry for the lack of a cut.

It actually isn’t that difficult. Blaine’s been watching a lot of videos, trying to get the maneuvers down so he doesn’t accidentally knee Kurt in the face when they try it. It goes off without a hitch, though, Blaine nuzzling into the crease of Kurt’s hip and leg while Kurt gently mouths at Blaine’s balls. The connection between them is heady, Blaine giving and recieving at the same time, like they’re one being joined by pleasure. Blaine moans as he finally sinks down over Kurt’s cock, taking him as deep as he can though the angle is different with Blaine sucking upside down, supported on his elbows and knees. Kurt licks a stripe up— or rather, down— Blaine’s cock, causing him to moan around the length in his mouth, which makes Kurt moan, and for a moment it’s an unending loop of sensation until Blaine pulls his mouth away to gasp against Kurt’s thigh.

“We’d win Nationals with this for sure,” Blaine says, voice breathy.

Kurt chuckles and lightly slaps Blaine’s thigh with his hand, telling him to get back to work.

devonwood:

devonwood:

devonwood:

Pairing: Jon Snow (Game of Thrones) / Blaine Anderson (Glee)
Rating: NC-17
Summary: At a brothel in Mole’s Town, Jon Snow uses a loophole in his vows to rethink his stance on whoring. Namely, whores named Blaine, with soft curly hair and a smile to light up the darkness of the Wall.
Author’s Note: I’m posting this as I write it! Because we need Blaine Snow. Disclaimer, I have only read the first two ASOIAF novels, so consider this AU from whatever may happen in the ‘verse after that point.

It’s an unspoken gift, an allowance on the anniversary of the Brothers’ first year on the Wall. If they can survive a year without deserting and heading south, they deserve a “temporary leave of absence from their Vows” as Mormont describes it with a cough into his fist and a vague glance to the road. Which, as it happens, is how Jon Snow finds himself sitting in a brothel in Mole’s Town, nursing a tankard of ale by himself as his brothers laugh drunkenly with whores on their laps. The sounds of sex can be heard from upstairs, and it makes him flush with embarrassment. 

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The next little bit!

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probably two more parts after this one, woop woop!

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devonwood:

devonwood:

Pairing: Jon Snow (Game of Thrones) / Blaine Anderson (Glee)
Rating: NC-17
Summary: At a brothel in Mole’s Town, Jon Snow uses a loophole in his vows to rethink his stance on whoring. Namely, whores named Blaine, with soft curly hair and a smile to light up the darkness of the Wall.
Author’s Note: I’m posting this as I write it! Because we need Blaine Snow. Disclaimer, I have only read the first two ASOIAF novels, so consider this AU from whatever may happen in the ‘verse after that point.

It’s an unspoken gift, an allowance on the anniversary of the Brothers’ first year on the Wall. If they can survive a year without deserting and heading south, they deserve a “temporary leave of absence from their Vows” as Mormont describes it with a cough into his fist and a vague glance to the road. Which, as it happens, is how Jon Snow finds himself sitting in a brothel in Mole’s Town, nursing a tankard of ale by himself as his brothers laugh drunkenly with whores on their laps. The sounds of sex can be heard from upstairs, and it makes him flush with embarrassment. 

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The next little bit!

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probably two more parts after this one, woop woop!

devonwood:

Pairing: Jon Snow (Game of Thrones) / Blaine Anderson (Glee)
Rating: NC-17
Summary: At a brothel in Mole’s Town, Jon Snow uses a loophole in his vows to rethink his stance on whoring. Namely, whores named Blaine, with soft curly hair and a smile to light up the darkness of the Wall.
Author’s Note: I’m posting this as I write it! Because we need Blaine Snow. Disclaimer, I have only read the first two ASOIAF novels, so consider this AU from whatever may happen in the ‘verse after that point.

It’s an unspoken gift, an allowance on the anniversary of the Brothers’ first year on the Wall. If they can survive a year without deserting and heading south, they deserve a “temporary leave of absence from their Vows” as Mormont describes it with a cough into his fist and a vague glance to the road. Which, as it happens, is how Jon Snow finds himself sitting in a brothel in Mole’s Town, nursing a tankard of ale by himself as his brothers laugh drunkenly with whores on their laps. The sounds of sex can be heard from upstairs, and it makes him flush with embarrassment. 

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The next little bit!

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drblaine asked: can i prompt you blaine ripping those gold pants off of kurt?

Kurt rips his mouth away from Blaine’s and sucks in a large breath of air. He’d been all but tackled by his boyfriend after walking off the stage, still thrumming with the adrenaline from his audition (his successful audition, his heart supplies, but his brain says not to get his hopes up). 

Blaine presses back insistently, latching onto Kurt’s throat for a quick bite before pulling away. His eyes are black and wide, face flushed. “You looked so sexy up there— fuck, Kurt,” he says. “Want you so bad.” 

“Blaine, we— we can’t. There’s only ten minutes until Rachel’s audition, and—“ 

“Plenty of time,” Blaine says, groaning as he backs Kurt into auditorium restrooms. “Not gonna last long.” 

Kurt chuckles, the sound more throaty than he was expecting. He quirks an eyebrow as Blaine immediately begins working on the fly of Kurt’s gold pants. “Someone’s eager.” 

“Did you see yourself up there?” Blaine says. After a moment fiddling with the zipper he growls, honest-to-god growls, and tugs impatiently at the waistband. 

“Whoa there, stallion, these aren’t rip-away,” Kurt says, batting away Blaine’s hands. He unfastens the zipper and it’s barely even a second before Blaine yanks them down Kurt’s legs— groaning about the lack of underwear he finds— and hoists Kurt onto the counter. 

“So sexy,” Blaine murmurs, nuzzling into the soft, flushed skin of Kurt’s thigh. “My sexy, talented, New York-bound boyfriend.” 

Kurt gasps, grips his fingers inBlaine’s gelled hair and completely ruins the ‘do. Blaine will have words with him later, but Kurt doesn’t even care. “Seven minutes left,” he says, tightening his fingers as Blaine swallows him down with a moan.

(via drblaine)