if i had unlimited amounts of money i would dress like blaine anderson
this is not a drill
if i had unlimited amounts of money i would dress like blaine anderson
this is not a drill
So, a while ago, miryak drew this incredible stripper!Kurt picture that pretty much sent the entire fandom into a frenzy of lust. This is my contribution to that frenzy. I wasn’t going to post it until I had more written, but Alexa had a bad day, and I’m hoping this might make her feel a bit better.
Major thank-yous go to devonwood, for cheerleading (and if you haven’t read her stripper!Kurt fic yet, GO READ IT NOW), antifairytale, for taking good care of my initial plot bunny, and oddwritesstuff and aspiringtoeloquence for helping me work out the plot over skype. I’m probably forgetting people, so please remind me so that I can amend my notes.
Summary: It’s the night before Blaine’s wedding, and because his friends aren’t as awesome as Kurt’s friends, he’s stuck going to a strip club while Kurt gets to enjoy facials and massages.
