SAN DIEGO, CA - JULY 14: Actor Darren Criss arrives at Entertainment Weekly’s Comic-Con celebration at Float at Hard Rock Hotel San Diego on July 14, 2012 in San Diego, California.
Me: He looks like a guy who would audition for Flight of the Conchords and fail to get in for being too creepy. And isn’t from New Zealand.
Roommate: He looks like he teaches pottery at the Learning Annex. He looks like that guy in the college photo with your dad, whose holding the beer and majors in computer science. He looks like the guy your friend meets at the musical festival and your friend says he’s totally cool (because he shared his mushrooms with your friend). He looks like the student teacher at your school’s history class and one day he teaches the class and mispronounces one of the countries and you tell him after class and he gets embarrassed and says no that’s how your’e supposed to say it and walks off. He looks like the way birkenstocks smell. He looks like my archery teacher from Jewish camp, no lie. He really does.