doonarose:

Now i wanna write fic in which Rachel recommends “50 Shades of Grey” to Blaine to spice things up and Blaine ends up engrossed because it is just so, so bad and talking to Kurt about it and Kurt tells him all straight sex is gross. And then Blaine ends up reading the sex scenes out with bright red cheeks and mock-gagging and giggles while Kurt laughs until he cries and then Blaine improvises and closes his eyes and starts describing kisses and is actually kind of good at it and then it probably isn’t straight sex, it’s them and in first person and Kurt throws himself across the bed and ravishes him and then they have talky sex.