icedwhitemocha:

wingsofwriting said: It’s like so obvious that these people have never really read any good erotic literature if they are this obsessed with this book. I just… wow. It is the adult Twilight.

like has nobody ever told them about the massive amounts of porn available for free on the internet?? they’re like teenagers jerking off to some grainy b&w photos they found in a library book where you can kind of see nipple if you squint, because it’s all they can get.

this is the best analogy i have ever seen