okay, now that i took care of THAT, it's time to...
OKAY, PROOF THAT TRINITY IS A STONE COLD BITCH.
I walk down the hallway and Trinity had killed the cockroach and was sitting next to it with big eyes like “See, mama, I killed it for you!” So I started cooing over her and praising her. And I bent down to pick it up and the FUCKING BITCH HAD JUST STUNNED IT, AND IT STARTED CRAWLING AT ME AGAIN. AND SHE WAS REALLY GODDAMN SMUG ABOUT IT. THAT BITCH.
OH GOOD SHE ONLY HALF KILLED IT AND IT SCUTTLED...
IT COULD BE ANYWHERE. DDDDDDDDDDDDD8
IS IT IN MY ROOM OR IN HER TINY KITTEN TUMMY GOD...
UGH GOD AND NOW TRINITY CAUGHT A COCKROACH AND...
AND I DON’T KNOW WHICH OPTION IS WORSE. WHY IS MY EVENING GOING TO SHIT?????
ifmusicisthevictim replied to your post: Just How Vicious Should I Get When Telling Off A… de-friend Oh, that’s definitely the next step. I just want to be particularly scathing beforehand.
Oh, it’s a kid I know from church camp. Gr9.
adropofred replied to your post: there are weird noises outside and it’s making me… its probably just a giant mutant killer whale out to get you dont worry you have a cat It’s like a popping sucking noise. It probably is a whale. :|
Just How Vicious Should I Get When Telling Off A Facebook Acquaintance For Using The Word “Fag”: The Tumblr User Megan Devonwood Story
there are weird noises outside and it’s making me nervous because i can’t see anything.
boredboredbored I have plans later tonight, but right now I’m at that weird stage where I can’t go do anything because I don’t have enough time, but it’s still way too early to start getting ready. Humph.
if any of the wips i’m reading were planning on updating today now would be the perfect time <3
billywilder: I hate to be “that guy” who finds homoerotic subtext in just about anything, but I was just watching Brokeback Mountain and let me tell you
I think I might actually be getting a tan????? This doesn’t happen to me. I usually go straight from unhealthy pale to bright pink, right back to pale. But I think my skin might be a little tanner than usual. !!!
Trinity probably hates me because every time she does something cute, I freak out. “YOU STRETCHED YOUR WITTLE PAWS AND YOUR TOES MOVED EEEEEEEE!!!!”
trinity and i are midgame at best
reblug this if u ship Trinigan
adropofred: otp >:|
I ended up going for a swim, so now I feel better about myself while sitting in the air conditioning making Doll Divine dolls of myself for hours and hours.
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Do I go outside, braving the 10000000 degree weather to go swimming, or do I sit inside in the air conditioning making various versions of myself on Doll Divine?
geometry of you: a kurt/blaine ficlet
sleepinnude: awhile ago there was a post discussing Blaine’s ass and so i wrote this. EXTRA-special thanks to my lovely merry for kicking my butt into gear when i needed it <3 - When Kurt trails in from the kitchen, it’s to find Blaine exactly as he left him not quite a half-hour ago: strewn face-down across the bed, more or less dead to the world. He kicked the sheets down a bit though,...
Of All The Coffee Shops in the City
adiwriting: “How did you get lost? You live here,” Blaine chuckled, though slightly frantic, as they continued roaming the city streets. “Okay, first of all, this is a big city. You can’t expect me to know every single street,” Kurt said defensively. “And when they say the city is a grid and it’s almost impossible to get lost, they lie.” “Mr. Shue is going to kill me if I don’t get back...
CAT FOR SALE.
PERFECTLY WELL BEHAVED. CERTAINLY DOESN’T MEOW CONSTANTLY WHEN YOU DON’T PAY HER ENOUGH ATTENTION, BUT WON’T LET YOU PET HER. DEFINITELY WILL KEEP HERSELF ENTERTAINED WITH TOYS WHEN YOU’RE SLEEPING AND WON’T REQUIRE YOU TO SIT UP WITH HER.
Kurt: lol jks i'm a junior
I have a sexy lady in my bed and Trinity won’t let me go back to sleep. >:|
trinity woke me up after three hours and won’t let me go back to sleep i’m going to punch her in the tiny kitten throat
Anonymous asked: Is this your first time seeing Rocky Horror?
ilu, Columbia’s nipple
I heppen to know a grrrreat deal about a lot ov tings.
my boner for tim curry as frank is both weird and...
started the night with ava and margaret, stop kiss, and kittens. ending the night with erica, cherry vodka, and rocky horror.
hee hee touched a bunch of tiny baby kittens...
Santana (and all of America) is disgusted.
I’m laughing and crying and my mascara is running and I don’t care.