Did I miss you having surgery? :O How are you doing?
I had a cyst removed near my tailbone like three weeks ago. And since it was apparently six cm deep, it’s taking a while to heal. :C Hopefully two more weeks and then I can be a fully functioning person again. But until then, I’m mostly stuck in my house sitting in weird positions because I can’t sit up straight or lean back for extended periods of time.
So naturally this turned into lots of cuddling. Rated R because pillow talk (aka pre and post sex happenings). Set after the S3 finale.
FYI no one stans more for Kurt Hummel than Blaine Anderson. It’s a fact.
Cooper gives him the idea, though Blaine decides to modify it.
After all, Blaine’s not sure how Kurt would react to getting an overly large pillow depiction of Blaine’s face. For Blaine, he’s quite taken to shoving the weirdly distorted Cooper face pillow in a guest room closet. However, it does start making him think of getting a personalized pillow for Kurt’s New York City apartment. NYADA be damned, his boyfriend is going to the city he’s been dreaming of, and he’ll need more than monogrammed towels to add to the décor.
He goes on Etsy to look at silkscreen pillows, maybe thinking of commissioning someone to create one that perfectly encapsulates everything about his love for Kurt without it being tacky. Blaine gets a little distracted by pillows in the shape of bowties with different patterns on them (the possibilities are endless) but talks himself out of buying them because he has no need for throw pillows. He does bookmark the pages for later viewing though.
I haven’t weighed myself since I had surgery, tbh! I’ve been focusing on other things, haha. And I would expect I’ve stayed about the same, since I haven’t been able to move around much. Back on the diet this week though, now that I’m slightly more mobile.
i am looking forward to “elementary” but mostly i am looking forward to seeing what a fandom built largely upon spite will be like
some interesting fanfiction i’ll tell you what: “and then sherlock placed his lips upon joan’s, who was a woman and also lucy liu. and they kissed. with tongues. neither of them were benedict cumberbatch at all.”
The best part of that picture is that outside the area I cropped are Lea and Dianna like, getting in a limo going to ~party. And then Matty Fresh is just on the side of the picture like “HEY GUYS WHERE YA GOIN?!?!”
A/N: Reaction to box scene, sort of, because apparently this is what my brain comes up with.
“Look at it Kurt, all hard and glistening, just for you.”
“God, I love when you talk dirty,” Kurt babbles, his fingers never stopping their rapid exploration.
“Just imagine touching it, running your fingers all over the smooth surface…”
“Rubbing along it over your skin, your lips; gently resting on your throat…”
“Or holding together that vintage silk Hermes scarf…”
“It’s the perfect length, isn’t it? Just right, two inches long. With a pin and revolver catch.”
“You guys are so weird,” Finn says from the recliner.
With a sigh Kurt clicks away from the solid gold, diamond encrusted turtle brooch and browses the other auctions. Not like he could ever afford it in a million years, anyway. Blaine doesn’t move from his spot where he’s plastered up alongside Kurt’s body on the couch, idly stroking his thigh and breathing slow and warm against his earlobe. “Someday, baby,” he whispers. Kurt turns away from the screen of his laptop to pull Blaine in for a quick, but fairly dirty, kiss. Finn clears his throat obnoxiously.
“As long as I have you, I don’t need any over-priced old jewelry,” Kurt says, resuming his browsing through the website. Blaine grins and nestles his head into Kurt’s neck.
“Me eith- oh my god,” Blaine’s voice goes so husky and desperate that Kurt shivers and has to squeeze his eyes shut. “A vintage Hamilton gold-filled railroad pocket watch!”
Kurt clicks on the details of the auction and Blaine groans, eyes wide.
“I need it Kurt, please, oh…I want it so bad.”
As Kurt reads out the details of the auction in a low murmur (extremely fine movement adjusted to heat and cold, and five positions for exceptionally accurate timekeeping,) Finn throws his hands up and stomps from the room, then up the stairs, grumbling to himself under his breath.
Kurt is torn between hysterical laughter and just throwing Blaine to the floor and ravishing him already, but when Blaine lets out a high whimper at Kurt’s heated description of jeweled with 21 rubies strategically placed at key points to minimize the amount of friction experienced by the movement, he firmly decides on the latter.