April 2012
Worthless/Priceless update
gleeficupdates:
Kurt goes to a slave auction, not intending to buy anyone. But then he sees Blaine, beaten and bruised but beautiful, and Kurt buys him in order to save him.
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cat, i just bought you multiple cans of $2-a-can cat food for your tummy problems
you are going to sit on my lap and you are going to like it.
we found a cucumber on the beach
not a sea cucumber
an actual cucumber
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driving forty five minutes to the beach just...
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“I feel like your breasts are inhaling my smoke.”
– CJ
out on the town with cj and kayla
cigars and frozen yogurt
ten seconds after that photo was taken she squirmed out of my arms, attacked my hand, then flounced off with her stuffed squirrel
true love :’)
okay sexting masterclass outline is finished.
time for kitten tickles and then actually writing it
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peevesthepoltergeist answered your question: reply to this post with the best romance-novel style synonyms for “cock” you can come up with
dingaling
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lana-got-coned answered your question: reply to this post with the best romance-novel style synonyms for “cock” you can come up with
But why
reasons, kayla
reasons
reply to this post with the best romance-novel...
i already have throbbing members, manroot, and love tube.
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I just realized one of Puck’s outgoing sexts is “Do you think I’m too hot?” and I can’t stop laughing.
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sleepinnude replied to your post: tell me about your panties
2 hawtt 2 dleeet
let’s hook it up tonight
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tell me about your panties
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Anonymous asked: You have a sister?
My forty-one year old half-sister is gabbing with my mom about getting wasted last night and eating tacos this morning to cure her hangover, and they’re chatting like they’re in their twenties.
Meanwhile I’m drinking diet coke out of a kids’ cup.
WHAT IS GOING ON???
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as soon as trinity takes her post lunch, pre dinner nap, i’m going to write “blaine gets sexting advice” fic
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Fic: Care Package
chatterboxrose:
Summary: ”When Blaine receives the first package in the mail, it’s a surprise. The sight of the New York address makes his heart skip after he stands at the mail box in confusion for a few long moments. It’s from Kurt.”
Note: Some interactive links throughout the fic that are in bold!
Word Count: ~3,000
Or read it here on LJ.
When Blaine receives the first package in the...
omg i forgot jane lynch was in best in show pfffffffft
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i accidentally hit trinity's head on my...
I AM THE WORST MOMMY ;________;
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Watchcocksandklainebows:
starkidspacetourvideos:
Brian Holden watching Jessie (x)
“hehe”
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Watchwegoteachotheroutofallthis:
Glee Sneak Peek: Watch Rachel Prepare for the Audition of a Lifetime With Finn’s Help!
GOD I HAVE MISSED YOU SO MUCH.
GLEE JUST LET HER BE GREAT!
;_____________________;
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Had a great day at the aquarium! Took some awesome photos that I need to take off my camera. Saw two penguins like ten feet from my face sitting in a wagon :’). Looked at turtles and sharks and stuff. Petted a stingray. Then continued the circle of life and ate a bunch of shramps at Red Lobster.
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starkinglyhandsome:
katara:
motoroladroid:
could you use bloodbending to give someone an erection
yes
I could
but I don’t need to
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heyblaine:
because of this post
Blaine loves Kurt’s name; it didn’t take Kurt long to figure that out.
Even when they were just friends Blaine would say it, and it would sound so soft, so caring – I’m here, I’m listening, I care – that it made Kurt fall harder for Blaine every time Blaine just addressed Kurt.
And Kurt loves that Blaine loves his name.
Kurt loves when Blaine says his name...
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en route to the tampa aquarium!
i haven’t been in YEARS. super stoked :3
someone give me samuel l jackson's phone number
this kitten needs to go the fuck to sleep!!!
edgarsux:
Me, three years ago after my final Statistics exam: Done with math forever! No more math! Math is stupid! Boo math! BOOOOO!!!!!
Me, every other day since: If I have 7% battery on my laptop left and this porn video is 20 minutes long and I need at least 5 minutes of prep time and I want to make sure there’s enough battery for me to see how this thing ends, do I need to get up from my...
trinity has been staring at me for ten solid...
u ok bro?
