Shauna and I are currently sleuthing through Blaine’s bedroom.
…I wish it was like what it sounded.
“I can’t go back there with you, Blaine,” Kurt tells him for the millionth time.
But that doesn’t mean that he hasn’t spent the entire morning sitting on the edge of Blaine’s stretcher in the pre-op bay, glaring at everyone who even so much as thought of entering the room. He asked the nurse to give her entire educational background before taking Blaine’s blood pressure at one point.
“You could hide until the bed,” Blaine says, giving his hand a small squeeze. “I wouldn’t tell anyone.”
His eyepatch has been taken off now that he’s moments from going into surgery. The only thing that remains is the simple white dressing. He had just barely been able to keep Blaine from fixing his hair today. He had to tell him that a morning spent under anesthesia would be a waste of product.
In the end, he had agreed.
“You’re going to be fine, Blaine,” he says. “You realize that this surgeon’s entire job is to work on eyes? I mean, it’s kind of gross, but it seems to be in your best interest that these sorts of people exist.”
“You should just hide under the bed.”
Kurt leans in and presses a kiss to his forehead, right above the dressing. “You know I would if I could.”
Oh my God, even if they aren’t really, the top was extremely similar!! Why aren’t more people flailing about this????
KURT TOTALLY GAVE THEM TO BLAINE BECAUSE THEY SMELL LIKE KURT AND BLAINE CAN THINK ABOUT HIM WHILE HE’S HOME AND BLAINE WILL WEAR THEM TO THE HOSPITAL SO KURT CAN ALWAYS BE THERE AND SO BLAINE WILL BE COMFORTABLE.
I CANNOT GET OVER BURT OH MY GOD
ALSO KLAINE MUSIC IN THE BACKGROUND.
ALSO ALSO BURT WANTS TO TELL BLAINE.
DID KURT JUST REFERENCE “FLAMES FLAMES ON THE SIDE OF MY FACE”???