I really wish you'd stop psychoanalyzing me.:... →
People who tell me they are an atheist or agnostic or whatever and celebrate Christian holidays. I live my life as a devout Christian, but would it be okay for me to celebrate Ramadan? No, it wouldn’t. Why? Because I am not Muslim. I don’t give a rat’s ass if Christmas has become… Christmas doesn’t bother me so much as Easter. Really? You’re celebrating the fact that Jesus...
Goblets and Goblets
I don’t know why it’s taking me so long to start Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. I mean, I’ve been busy with work every day, but I’ve still had the odd hour here and there to read. Like now. I’m laying in my bed looking over at the stack of books, it’s only nine, and I just think “Meh, I’ll get around to it tomorrow.” I guess...
Ginny: “What are you doing here?” Molly: “I came here with the Order of the Phoenix. Lupin, Tonks, Mad-Eye Moody, Sirius Black, oh and your brother, Fred.” Ron: “Well great, where are they?” Molly: “They’re all dead.”
I Have Lost All Faith in Humanity
Seriously. Who the fuck steals a cell phone from a garage sale? You’re shopping there because you’re having a hard time- I get that. But I just gave you three pairs of shoes for a dollar. And a purse for a dollar. And a vase for twenty-five cents. I’m going to college in two and a half weeks, I need a cell phone that actually works, not the shitty twenty five dollar one...
Dear Harry Potter,
Happy 30th Birthday! Things are really looking up for you. You’ve got a steady job at the Ministry, a wife and two children (with a third on the way, you sly dog!), and are surrounded by friends and family. Oh yeah, and you defeated Voldemort thirteen years ago. That was a “biggie,” I guess. Don’t spend all your galleons in one place! Love, Megan PS: Can you put in a...
I am apparantly not as over the 10th Doctor’s regeneration as I thought I was. I just listened to Vale Decem from the Doctor Who Proms and started crying again. The only other score that has ever made me feel this emotional is Trinity Definitely from The Matrix: Revolutions. Once the Trinity/Neo love theme starts playing on the trumpet, sounding like Taps…I lose it every time. But...
I’m not sure if I’ve done anything to be proud of over the past few days. I can’t even say I didn’t jam the copier at work, since I did that majorly today. Several times. I guess I can be proud that I nutted up instead of shutting up about getting the industrial piercing. I almost wussied out. But now I’m just dealing with the constant fear that my ear is going to...
sixteenmilestothepromisedland: there are no...
I'm ready to get
a bunch of tattoos I’m going to regret having to explain to my grandchildren.
Missed a Few Days
Day 05 I’m going back here someday. I would love to live there. Right next to that guy and his shopping cart. Day 06 Can I count Doctor Who as my favorite superhero? If not, I guess I’ll have to go with Spiderman. I like that his power isn’t like…automatically going to make him come out on top of every situation. And it would be cool to swing from building to...
I aint Cho Chang! D<
I am too tired to take a shower,
yet I am too disgustingly filthy to take a nap. This is a paradox of unspeakable proportions.
My favorite thing about Epcot
is that it’s always one stereotype short of being racist. I also like the proud and adventurous spirit of the Norwegians, and their affinity for mountain trolls.
I have a really bad habit of cracking my wrists, mainly the area where my thumb connects to my wrist. It’s really annoying, makes like ten popping sounds, and hurts if I do it too much. But once I start it’s like my wrist doesn’t feel “right” so I have to keep cracking until I “fix” it.
What did you guys think of the live-action version...
Konietzko: We’re just really focused on this new show right now, and kind of taking this off in its own direction and not concerning ourselves with that right now. AKA: I don’t want to talk about it, because it’s a huge pile of shit.
Last night as I was reading Harry Potter,
ifeelsoscrumptious: I thought to my future whore: You’re gonna Hufflepuff so hard when I Slytherin. And I swear, if you Ravenclaw my back one more time I’ll kick your ass out the Gryffindor. PITY ME.
Your name must be Severus,
because you’re making my Prince full blood.
“I know that we are young, and I know that you may love me, but we just can’t be like this anymore, Alejandro.” -Lady Gaga, “Alejandro” Alejandro isn’t my favorite Gaga song, but I really love the opening line. Also, I think that it describes one of my insecurities fairly accurately. When I’m around people who aren’t my friends, I’m never...
GOD HERMIONE, YOU’RE SO STUPID! (who made this, beeteedubbz?)
Would that I could, Lily.
Would that I could.
So I don’t think I’m going to get an industrial piercing any more. For one, there are all of these horror stories about the piercing rejecting and your ear cartiledge collapsing if you don’t have the right ear shape, and I’ve managed to convince myself that I have the wrong ear shape. But secondly, and most importantly, it doesn’t fall under the “20 dollar basic...
Me at the Wizarding World of Harry Potter, upset that CJ stopped my butterbeer consumption to snap a photo. 1. I have crippling shyness around people I don’t know or situations where I am uncomfortable. I freak out when I just have to do something simple, like call and order a pizza. I never initiate contact with people because I am afraid of their reactions. 2. I hate when people talk...
500 Days of Megan
Yeah, guess I’ll do this. Hoo hah. Day 01- A recent picture of you and 10 interesting facts about yourself. Day 02- The meaning behind your tumblr name. Day 03- A picture of you and your friends. Day 04- A habit that you wish you didn’t have. Day 05- A picture of somewhere you’ve been to. Day 06- Favorite super hero and why. Day 07- A picture of someone/something that has the biggest...
adam-savaged: i totally forgot that i downloaded...
First club experience
Was awesome! ;) So many angry Justin Biebers…. Potentially getting my industrial piercing on Tuesday.I want to know who traded bodies with my conservative mother.Lesbian fetish night and piercings within the same week!
Found This Today
when cleaning out my bookshelf. It’s dated March 7th, 2008. I’m posting it unedited, grammar mistakes included. I’m not sure who/what I’m talking about or what this is, but I like the idea behind it. Perhaps one day I’ll rewrite it, but I kind of like the raw, 10th grade feel of it. “The glass of water in my hand is cool to the touch, smooth too, as though it...
Tonight, I rediscovered Ava and I's greatest...
I found a copy of the “Dueling Gandalfs” tattoo we made in Mrs. Patz’s class in the 10th grade! It’s not the original, but it is a pretty early copy. It displays the stick figures of Gandalf and “Dark Gandalf” fighting, their beards entwining on the floor spelling out words like “enigma” and “courage.” Behind them is a semi-invisible...
I'm supposed to be cleaning out my bookshelves
,but now I just found all of my old CDs from the late nineties. Shit is about to get real, iTunes Library. Prepare for an onslaught of N*Sync, Backstreet Boys, and Aaron Carter.
After spending five days with children at Vacation Bible School, I have come to loathe parents who don’t actually parent their kids. The next generation is full of whiny, self-centered brats who never get punished when they do something wrong and always seem to get on everyone else’s nerves. Seriously. I don’t even want to think what would have happened to me if I ever threw...
I Didn't Delete Goblet of Fire from my DVR!
Much Rejoicing! BRB, Gonna go watch David Tennant be sexy and disheveled.
"Gandalf Gay Too?
Who Else is in the Magical Closet?”
01. If you went to Hogwarts, which house would you be sorted in? Ravenclaw. “Wit beyond measure is man’s greatest treasure.” It’s the only one that fits. 02. Have you ever been to a Harry Potter midnight release? I went to the Deathly Hallows book midnight release. It was absolute INSANITY. 03. What did you think of Deathly Hallows? Really good. It definitely wrapped...
Tomorrow is Free Slurpie Day
Stoppin’ on my way home from work tomorrow. Fuck yeah, ice and flavored syrup!