artwork by: daggerdead
I’m a 21-year-old, queer, cisgender female stuck in horrifically sunny Florida at least until I finish my final year as an undergraduate Creative Writing major. After that, I hope to gracefully flounce off to colder parts of the country so I can wear more striped sweaters and drink hot lattes and build a career as a literary agent or editor at a major publishing house. I have two cats, Trinity and Ty Purrington. Ty loves belly rubs and snuggling in thunderstorms, Trinity loves attacking me.
I watch Glee for Kurt, Blaine, Kurt-and-Blaine, and Unique being genuinely fabulous every single second she is on screen. I prefer my Catfish plots on Catfish, where I am much more interested in the longing glances Max gives Nev when he thinks Nev isn’t looking. Sometimes I get drunk and hate-watch House Hunters International and Chopped. Sometimes I have in-depth conversations with my roommates about which Property Brother is better in bed.
I procrastinate equally writing fiction, nonfiction, and fanfiction. I say the word “fuck” a lot. I have a lot of feelings about the Oxford Comma, but I hate prescriptivism. I am body positive and fat positive, and I am also on a healthy diet. I am an intersectional feminist, I am sex positive, and I try my hardest to fight against -isms instead of adding to the already existing problem. I tag for common trigger warnings, but please let me know if you need me to tag anything else!