Keeping The Same Tabs Open For 9 Days Straight Because They Contain Information Relevant To Tasks You’re Too Lazy To Complete - A novel by me


this is the best twitter account ever


And the award for Best Background Acting Ever goes to Chris Colfer.


the weirdest shit about the whole “your fave is problematic” thing is that y’all hunt down minor details about the past of celebrities while also refusing to acknowledge how you acted like two years ago 


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Oh my god, George W. Bush did an ice bucket challenge and challenged Clinton.

My mom sent me this picture for my first day of grad school. :’)

Hey, if you don't mind me asking, and you obviously don't have to answer, what happened between you and Colette? I loved you guys' friendship :(

Oh, we are still good friends, nonners! :D I didn’t mean to imply that we were no longer friends, and I changed the wording there to reflect what I meant. Some things have obviously changed, but we are still conversing mainly in weird emoji combinations.

Even if it’s a nice bug, I’ll still go absolutely apeshit.

If another bug even THINKS about touching me in my sleep tonight, I’m torching this entire state.