"what are you going to do with a degree in english?" so i just carved the entire text of howl into your placemats bye
met these lovely ladies (they didn’t want my flowers)
I am so furious. Roommate said she works from 12 to 10 today so we would all wake up early and clean the common area. I walk in the door at 10am and not only are my two roommates not awake, the one who is causing literally all the problems has her boytoy over. So instead of doing any more packing or cleaning last night, she apparently can’t go one day without him to pack all of her shit.
I am going to eat breakfast and then I am loudly going to run the vacuum cleaner outside their door because I don’t give a fuck, I want to be out of this apartment and get my security deposit back.
hit banger 1999
everyone has a crush on me because I’m cute and funny and say insightful things and have a great rack 💅