nothing will fuck you up as much as the realization that there’s no real reason the alphabet needs to be in order
The old white conservative trifecta, with an elephant mounting a donkey bonus.
The past two days have been so emotionally exhausting, I feel like I could sleep for a week.
and the oscar for best picture goes to……damn, space jam again?!? 10th year in a row
Colette’s laughing at me because I wrote how to put on a bra in a story and I can’t do it in real life
Colette has had to talk me off of like ten ledges and I’ve been here for five minutes.